Idol Chatter...top 13

Tonight we see the re-appearance of Bono jr. (Jimmy Iovine). Jr. and his crew try to shape up the new idols as they perform their "idols". Seems like a lot of idol worship...How does Jimmer feel about the competition??

Here's my $.02 (two cents) on each performance.

1. Lauren-Well, I'm not a Shania fan, and she didn't do all that well, but I'm still a Lauren fan.

2. Casey-Reminds me of a scruffy leprechaun, you rocked it man.

3. Ashton-Our new Diana Ross barbie...looks a like, sort of sounds alike, but who is Ashton?

4. Paul-Who was your idol? Never hear of him...but I idolize you, and your fancy jackets.

5. Pia-You blow me away. And you're beautiful. Where was the fist pound on your chest?

6. James-I didn't recognize him without the tail, great song, I was amazed and you kept the screaching to a minimum level that I could handle.

7. Hailey-Great impersonation of Ms. Rhimes, not sure if it's relevant to today's music?

8. Jacob-A choir, really? I wanted to "fly" out of there...a bit too much for me.

9. Thia-Well, honey, I loved your dress and the beginning of the song, then you lost it for me.

10. Stefano-That's the Stevie Wonder song you chose? I didn't get it, too pitchy for me.

11. Karen-J.Lo Jr. Too many low notes out of your register, she'll get the sympathy vote for mic problems.

12. Scotty-Love the head-bobs and talking eyebrows. Though I'm not a country fan, this is actually one of my all time favorite songs...you're no garth in my opinion.

13. Naima-Her colorful clothing choices remind me of an advertisement for United Colors of Benneton from the late 80's. Crunky-reggae version, not my style. But you look like a characted off the spin-off from the Cosby show "A Different World".

So, I know, it's missing a letter still...I'll fix it tomorrow. If you want to play along, comment on the blog posting and I'll be keeping track of who gets the most points each week. If you beat me, I'll take you out to dinner at the end of the season. Good luck!

My prediction for tomorrow's result show: We say good bye to Ashton. She's just not living up to my high expectations and I'm not sure America really likes her gig. We'll see what happens...

Well, congratulations me! I've got one right so far. N.H. also scored big tonight. Sorry. T.P. none for you tonight. Join us next Wednesday for more Idol Chatter... Or better yet, join us live at C.Dot's home Wednesday's at 8 p.m. to critique the contestants live, or rather on the DVR.